THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS

Penname: Bontaque.
Leah, 23, England.


person(s) burning bud and still being a success.

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

vonmunsterr:

comradewodka:

“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”

i want to do this now.

foundbysara:

teaorcoffeewasit:

Omg.

I’ve got a pretty big crush on Richard Ayoade.

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

fromquarkstoquasars:

Stunning Image Shows Lightning Following The Path Of A Rainbow & Striking Plane

in case anyone thinks i have an interesting life, i just spent seven hours watching Serenity, Sharknado 2 and Law & Order SVU