THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS

Penname: Bontaque.
Leah, 22, England.


person(s) burning bud and still being a success.

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

genuinedeadpool:

sarcastic-fringe-head:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Gaygent

Demi-0 seven

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

xiulric:

roachpatrol:

ohcorny:

i just remembered this video and it’s not what you’re expecting

there is no godly way any human being could ever be expecting this

WHAT THE 

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL